coke's Reviews

This isn't the Jean I know...

I know someone named Jean, so I had a lot of faith in Jeans Vegetarian Kitchen. Sadly I was disapointed.

My favorite place to eat is The Keg. Big chunks of delicious red meat, with a few veggies on the side to trick my mind into believeing this is a healthy meal. Jeans has this ass backward! She has plates full of vegtables, and instead of a little meat on the side, THERE WAS NO MEAT! WTF???

How can a restaurant survive when meat portions are NON EXISTANT!

I called my friend Jean, who said she doesn't know of this place. She is thinking of having them take her name off the sign tho. I'll let you know how that pans out.

By: coke

Jean's Vegetarian Kitchen

Toronto, ON


I went to the Canadian Armed Forces location in Saskatoon, and the place was empty. I walked around all the desks, and couldn't find anyone. I was really put off by this, and came home to write a bad review on n49.

Then my roommate told me they were likely there, but in camoflage. That made sense! Damn these guys are good!

By: coke

Canada Armed Forces

Saskatoon, SK

Tin roof, rusted.

You know your close when you see a faded sign on the side of the road that says 15 miles to the Love Shack.

The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together. There was Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin', wearin' next to nothing. (WARNING: Not sure if it was the time of year or not, but this place is as hot as an oven!)
The whole shack shimmies when everybody's Movin' around and around and around!

PS - Don't forget to bring your jukebox money!

By: coke

Love Shack

Saskatoon, SK


I've heard so many people say they loved the Maid of the Mist, so when I was recently in Niagara Falls and saw the boats there, I really wanted to go for a cruise!

The boats are hard to get to (I had to rock climb down a 100' cliff, then climb 3 fences before I got to the ship). When I got my seat on board the vessel, we didn't go anywhere. I sat there for 3 or 4 hours before giving up.

I ended up just walking across the ice to the base of the falls. Wasn't until I got back to my hotel when they told me the Maid of the Mist doesn't run in the winter. Maybe they should post signs on the cliff so I might of stopped my decent.

By: coke

Maid of the Mist

Niagara Falls, ON

Great place for a truck with space!...

I'm a big fan of reviews written by (jennyk), so I was kind of shocked when she slammed the folks at U-Haul on Royal Windsor.

It appears that she may have gotten a US operator, who down there a debit card is issued by Visa or Mastercard... so no biggie there.

I needed a mobile storage unit, and an 12' truck from U-Haul fit the bill nicely!

Anyone else looking for a mobile Meth lab right out of Breaking Bad like me... then U-Haul is the place to go!

By: coke

U-Haul Moving & Storage at Royal Windsor

Mississauga, ON

Bought a death trap thru these guys!

Bought a house at 74 Inverary... and I'm not sure if the previous owner was semi-retarded or something, but there was mice feces everywhere!

They even had a collection of dog food and mice crap behind the dishwasher!

I found the third mouse this week drowned in the dog's dish.

I only wish someone warned me ahead of time about the mess I was getting into!