Sunshine Wheels Foundation

As I was reading the description of this "fine" charity, I failed to notice a few key aspects.

For one, how the hell does this benefit Obama? Obama already has enough wheels to woo all of America.
As for your policy on Aliens, I failed to notice any. Do you support the invasion, or will you cower in fear of what comes next?
Also, you failed to talk about why the wheels are made of sunshine. This is truly the question that needs answering. How were you able to harvest solar energy, and manipulate it into a cylindrical, suspension automotive part? And I would also ask why? I fail to see any economic positive, or any positive, for making wheels used to drive on asphalt, which already over heats due to the UV Radiation emitted from the sun. Bringing that closer to earth, let alone DRIVING ON THE ROADS, makes it seem that you do more harm then good.

Please fix my suggestions, then we'll talk.

Very informative and educational!
Nice presentation.