Fat Cat's Cafe & Billiards

Located in the quaint Victoria Hills Plaza, Fat Cats caters to guys who've had a fight with their wife, and live two blocks away, and go there to sort of stare at whatever sport is on the TV, even if it's football, and you're like "Man, what the heck is going on in this game??" and you just wanted to see what the hockey scores were because your fantasy hockey team is suffering big time and nobody understands how important it is to be at the top of your Yahoo hockey league. And then some guy puts Lenny Kravitz on the jukebox, and you're like "Dude, seriously?" So you have like two more Kokanees to numb the pain.

There's a few regular characters, like "pale moustache guy", "newfie in plaid guy", "big bespectacled Native woman", "androgynous hoodie guy" and "shows up when he fights with his wife, gets drunk alone, watches whatever sport is on TV and writes an N49 review guy".