Ruprecht's Reviews

A Great Building

I have lived here for 3 years and I love the place. I have a very comfortable respirator mask that I love wearing so the black mould won't affect my breathing any more. That cough was nasty. On Friday nights I am able to get the best crystal meth in the city from my friend Letisha without going very far at all. People don't like mice? Well... I refer to them as my best little buddies, Chico and Betty.They even crawl over me and nibble my ear when I sleep.. cute and fuzzy little guys. Any food I leave on the kitchen counter is quickly snapped up by the cockroaches.They are so helpful with messes! I'm always cozy in the winter in my 2 sweaters,and I found a nice pair of gloves to wear at night when I'm watching TV....TV sure would be even better if the cable worked.The ladies in the stairwells on Saturday nights are friendly all the time to me and are always asking me if I want to have a date with them.They even are considerate of my schedule when they suggest a "quickie" would be good also. I don't understand all this negative stuff about the building,but maybe these people don't have the great happy pills that I have,and a nice social worker like I have.

By: Ruprecht

Rose Garden Apartments

Oshawa, ON